I have a Tiny Story!!!! I am so excited because I finally have a story about tinies that I can share with you all. I have been trying to get my substitute license completed so that I can sub at the kids school. Well, the lady that works in the day care had a baby so I was able to sub for her last week. And, well, here goes my "tiny" story...... So, I had taken my group of kids to the bathroom and there are two little, really little boys. C and J. They are both 3. I heard them in the bathroom messing around. Water splashing around.....the whole bit. So I ask myself (not outloud) CRAP! How am I going to get these guys out of the bathroom? Am I allowed to go in? What if there are bigger boys in there? Huh. CRAP (more water and laughing voices) So I poke my head in and, using a voice that makes me sound happier than a retarded circus clown, yell " C....J.... COME ON, HURRY UP... THERE IS SOMETHING REALLY FUN GOING ON IN THE CLASSROOM AND WE ARE MISSING IT. HURRY, HURRY. " The excitment in my voice is matched by the the patter of running feet. C is out of the bathroom and on his way to class in no time. But, where is J? Hum, I wonder. Water can't be that much fun by yourself so I decided to wait a few minutes to see if he decides to come out. A few seconds later when I hear running water and splashing again, I realize that I was wrong. Playing in the water IS fun by yourself- at least when you are three. So I yell again, "J.... Hurry, hurry you will never believe how much fun C and the rest of the class are having. We are missing....." This time J takes the bait, he is out the door mid sentence. At which time my yelling changes to, "Go back in, go back in! Hurry, hurry. You need your pants and underwear." | 